Wednesday, March 5, 2008

Even if I were president, I don't think it really matters. Honestly, the president is just the puppet and his VP and senate are really the ones pulling him along like Geppetto. Honestly, if I were to be president, which there is no way I would want to be, I would't do anything other than just sit on my butt and eat chips all day and become so fat they would have to make me my own bathtub just like they did with Taft. Being president is a cushy job with all the beneifts of personal security, a big white house, and being able to vacation in Texas when there is a war being fought over seas.